Z/D for me!

Dear Diary,

Today, Mom got home from school at 6:15 and brought with her a GIANT BAG OF CAT FOOD!

It was Science Diet Z/D, my very favorite kind.

On her way in, I heard her grumbling something under her breath, something about why does she have to buy me special food when she could get all sorts of free food for me from Hill's or Purina if I were a "normal cat," whatever that means.

But really, it sure doesn't bug me to have inflammatory bowel disease, or whatever the heck is wrong with me, as long as I get my beloved Z/D!

Would you believe, though, that Mom just carried that huge 10-pound bag of crunchy goodness up the stairs and locked it in the closet without giving me any?? What's the matter with her! I hadn't eaten for a good hour and 45 minutes! I talked and mrowled and whined at her, but it was all for nothing.

Well, time to go conserve my energy since I won't get another meal for at least 2 more hours...

Cheers,

Johnny